a fl*stered expression that is exclaimed when frightened or scared.
my husband screeched flerpaherp as i jumped out of our closet.
when you date a girl and decide to drop her without saying sh*t. she wonders what happened, but can’t get in touch because she’s been blocked on your phone, social media and completely debted without word. bro i just corrined that b*tch.
- salmon sac
when a used condom full of s*m*n is left inside the v*g*n* after the guy pulls out. ted didn’t want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a salmon sac with mutual consent. a used condom full of s*m*n that is left inside the v*g*n* after pulling […]
- street waffle
a piece of p**p on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole. godd*mnit, i just made a street waffle. my shoes are gonna smell like sh*t all day.
the realm of tv reality and other “doc*mentaries” with dramatic music used to emphasize the dramaticity of the content. nothing related to real life or any sort of information, sry look elsewhere for that.. dude 1 : wow look at this brit star judge, he looks so impressed by this young stylish singer. dude 2 […]