Flesh Eating Cum Virus
an awful disease in which male s-m-n act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. this devastating disease originated in rome, italy in 567 b.c. it began when a goat’s b-llsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby v-g-n-, burning it to ashes. it is s-xually transmitted. masturbation and s-xual activity become extremely dangerous. not like bond dangerous, like charles manson dangerous. there is no known cure.
look at that native american’s hands, he must have flesh eating c-m virus!
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