flet
a unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. one flet can be described as an individual “pop” in a fart. the word is derived from the sound a “fret” make as a finger p-sses down the neck of a guitar.
did you hear that moist ripper? it must have contained 30 flets!
a harry -sshole that can be braided easily
tom’s flet was reamed after quidge
a flet is generally short stout man. he has long blond hair and a s-xy trimmed beard. to call upon on you must yell, ” who dat flet?!” flets are extremely rare. they are u of m fans and bring a left handed snag to the table. if you have ever seen brendan gibbons you know what a flet is. they have no quit so do not challenge them, for they are quick;)
“who dat flet?!”.. ” man shut the f-ck up…. i’m taken a sh-t!”
incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.
fletcure cures no flets.
to have s-x.
“i fletted my boyfriend last night.”
“i just wanna flet tonight.”
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