flex boner


when a d-ck is not hard but its not soft. it is basically a b-n-r that you can flex.

usually you get a flex b-n-r when drunk.

can also be referred to as a flex-b.
i was so tanked last night, i couldn’t even have s-x because all i had was a flex b-n-r.

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