flex shield
a “bro” term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.
similar to “tensing up”.
muscles usually flexed include:
– pecs
– shoulders
– biceps
“bro i almost got bodied by chaz but i got the flex shield up in time.”
“…sounds like a close call.”
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