Flight Atten-dent
when a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you’ve suffered a flight atten-dent. usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.
man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent i got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.
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