Flight Dispatcher


the person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can’t have a break. they also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. the goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for p-ssengers to make connecting flights.

they also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
don’t s-ss me boy! i’m the flight dispatcher! fix your skirt and get back in the plane!

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