flimptie
the hero in a children’s fairy story, who saves
flimptieland from the evil zurtledurks with the aid of the good fairy tumshee, the love of his life.
a flimptie is a fearless thing
he’ll dragons slay and treasures bring.
he’s fleet of foot and soft of heart
and from him tumshees never part
is he real, or just a dream?
he’s flesh and bone so it would seem.
or does he dwell in a secret place
where no one ever sees his face?
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