Flinstoning


v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these b-tches started laughing at me.

i was on some straight stone age sh-t flinstoning my car down the hill
when you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn’t looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the cl-ssroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. just like fred flinstone drives his car.
joe: f-ck my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
joe: f-ck that! that kids a dumb-ss!
bob: then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room
when your car is slipping in the snow and you need to help push your car with your left foot
d-mn they are stuck… b-tchs got to be flinstoning it

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