Flip the fucken mattress


when a girl -rg-sms so hard, it necessitates “flipping the f-cken mattress” because of the pool she’s left.
gabe: yo, was keia cole over last night?
me: yeah, man, sh-t got so wild, i had to flip the f-cken mattress this morning.

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