the act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to partic-p-te in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. commonly seen with people on social media. common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.
sam: what do you think about steve bannon being a racist.
brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
sam: i do not know various things.
brian: anything in particular?
sam: not really.
brian: jesus sam stop flipboarding.
dave: we should trade auston matthews he hasn’t scored in 3 days.
brian: dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.
- noah parsons
a canadian from a country from canada and hates(likes) hockey and is a kid also likes the symbol ~a.k.a a confused asian man in a box. d-mn thats a noah parsons
- daniel kidd
there aren’t any definitions for daniel kidd yet. can you define it?
a slug burger would be defined as a two faced son-of-a-b-tch that would be a friend only to stomp you down when needed to rise in ranks bob is such a slugburger for getting the position by sabotaging me
- hailey prachnau
hailey prachnau is a dylan ohlsen loving, c-ck gobbling, beech who loves to have a good time, call her at 604-991-7910 did you see macy gray? she’s such a hailey prachnau !
the last name of someone extremely edgy “that kid is so edgy, their last name must be kastelic”