flirt buddy
someone who would be your f-ck buddy under other circ-mstances but is off limits for social/political reasons. eg. best friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend; co=worker; in-law. somone you share s-xual innuendoes and heat with but no action.
i really like jay but he’s my bosses brother so for now he’s only my flirt buddy.
a person of the opposite s-x in whom you have no interest in besides being friend but continue to flirt with anyway. this person may or may not like you.
girl 1: “you were totally just flirting with him. do you like him?”
girl 2″ no, he’s just my flirt buddy.”
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