Flirty Fishing
flirty fishing
flirty fishing (ffing) was a form of religious prost-tution practiced by the children of g-d/the family cult from 1974 until it was officially discontinued in 1987 (due, in part, to the aids scare). its etymology can be traced to matthew 4:19 where jesus says “follow me, and i will make you fishers of men.”
flirty fishing was a subset of the family’s love bombing activities and involved the use of s-xual attraction and intercourse to win converts and favors. female members were told to be “g-d’s wh-r-s” and “hookers for jesus”, and soon after its launch as a method of witnessing, s-x was given to complete strangers in combination with a request for a “donation”, or for a required fee in line with escort servicing (esing) or freelance esing. ffing and prost-tution was widely used as a way to raise money for the cult and resulted in many of the second generation births (known as “jesus babies”). internal family records from 1988 indicate that over 223,000 “fish” were loved s-xually between 1978 and 1988
q: “what is flirty fishing” many of you asked for a definition and what should be reported as actual ff’ing.
a: we would like to answer that ff’ing is going out witnessing the love of jesus with the serious intent to use s-x or s-x appeal as the bait, regardless of the situation or place. this can be anywhere!–on the street, in a park, while going to the local store, in discotheques or in clubs!
q: does “loved s-xually” also include kissing and light petting?
a: we suggest you only include masturbation, sucking and actual intercourse in the figures of fish, mate, brother or sister loved s-xually. it’s all, or nothing at all! hallelujah!
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