floam
(n): a synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.
(v): the act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.
yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!
yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself….. to death!!!
that cr-ppy synthetic “magical” substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like holy sh-t i need this stuff
commercial: “floam is amazing sticks to any surface -insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it-
kid: mom i need this
later…
-kid uses floam- “this stuff is sh-t
a type of messy, airy t-rd that is kind of foamy…not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.
“i don’t know what i ate last night, but i have floam, really bad!”
someone or something that appears like it could be lots of fun, but then sort of just disappoints or drys up.
he was some much fun while he was drunk, but when he was sober he was really boring. he just turned out to be a floam.
s-x toy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves
ashley loves to play with her floam
he uses the floam to caress his special place
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