floast
flat toast = floast. instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you b-tter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. the end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
i’m feeling a little hungry, i’m going to make some floast.
the combination of being physically posted while floating to a new level mentally. a stress-free, highly contemplative lifestyle.
i tried to make aaron angry but he was floasting way too much.
some stupid bullsh-t made up by two students at stanford. they say that it’s a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. it essentially tells the world: i’m a pretentious -sshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at sh-t.
me and john spent three hours floasting. it was so surreal. you should really try it.
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