floastie


the perfect combination of drunk and high.
tim: yo that l was brolic.
john: yerrr i’m super floastie right now.

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    a smiky is a nasty smiley…basically saying that what you think is funny is just stupid and mean but i’ll agree just keep you from bothering me again i wrote my friend happy new year. lets hope you get it together this year. don’t ask for , but work for it….i got a smiky.

  • Flodgy

    anything which is jelly like, wobbly or other wise unpleasently jiggly or flappy. little girl to her pregnant mother “mama, your bellys all flodgy” a pimp to his wh-r- “get yo flodgy -ss outa here!”

  • FPAC

    fine and performing arts center. also a term used to define overly flamboyant people, i.e. theater kids. 1) i am a member of the fpac program as a dance major. 2) (a person is dancing in the hallway of their school.) person: hey, you’re fpac is showing!

  • F Punch

    f punching is where your girl is laying/sitting down with their legs spread,while your girl is tricked thinking your about to finger her you go full force with a punch and scream”falcooo puuuunch” friend:hey what did you do to your girlfriend yesterday? guy:oh instead of fingering her i gave her a “f punch”. friend: so […]

  • frankcrumm

    something very dirty “oh yeah man i frankcrummed her last night”


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