float cake
v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. the epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. in the latter respect, it resembles the expression, “pinch a loaf.”
my girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and i said, “what did you do, float cake?” she laughed automatically, but then after a moment’s reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, “ugh, float cake!”
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