Float the keg


verb.

to exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

this term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. d-mn, son. ain’t n-body gonna do nothin’ bout our addiction to oil ’till we float the keg and run out.

b. i heard that, brother.

or

too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. i could really use @ new keybo@rd.

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