float


a term used in reference to letting someone borrow money from you. see also front and spot.
1. i’ll float you the money on that fifth ’till your payday man.

2. yo dawg, float me some money so i can take shanaynay out on a date and get some tang!
v. the act of simply placing the p-n-s into the v-g-n- with no actual thrusts involved. often thought to be a subst-tute for actual intercourse.
ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from g-d.
to feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.
he drank too much port and quickly began to float.
in poker:

to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.
i floated him on the flop then, when he checked the turn, i jammed and he stacked
the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an age of conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.

since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of ‘win’ and ‘do well’ and just as a general good luck slogan.
buzz_theviper: p1 where u
buzz_theviper: p1 where u float
buzz_sletten: i die..
buzz_theviper: man p1
buzz_theviper: u sux
_ares_: p1 no float…
used instead of walk. especially popular in central and eastern north carolina.
let’s float over there and see what’s cooking.
the art of acting like your being productive at work when you’re really doing nothing at all.

floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

the act of floating is greatly increased on fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

floating does not only have to be “looking productive”, for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off

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