Floating pie


when an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. while she’s under water
her floppy v-g-n- floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable m-ffin
where’s grandma? i’ve been looking for hours
and can’t find her. what’s that? it looks like a floating pie. wait a minute, that’s grandma! i found her!

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