floating the boat
1. when the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. he may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. when the girl in the relationship is a camera wh-r- and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. when the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, “whatever floats your boat.”
“dam. that guys needs to grow a spine. he keeps floating the boat.”
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