Flocculus


to slap a sleeping person in the face with your p-n-s
that girl got too drunk last night at my house; after she peed in my bed, puked in my washing machine, and clogged my toilet, i decided i had had enough so i flocculused her when she finally p-ssed out on the couch.

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