Flock of Pigeons
flock of pigeons is when you have a serious case of diarrhoea and just as you sit on the toilet a fart comes out which forces the diarrhoea to splatter all around the toilet bowl.
eileen: kidz why is there a flock of pigeons in the toilet?
ted: sorry mum i forgot to flush!
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