Flog the Dolphin
to violently wack off
jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin
1. verb
to beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. flogging the dolphin
masturbation
1. “i’m going to go out back and flog the dolphin.”
2 “i’m going to go out back and flog the dolphin.”
term for masturbation; used in the movie “there’s something about mary” by “woogie/dom” in reference to ben stiller’s lack of beating off
you choke the chicken before any big date, don’t you? tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. oh my g-d, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. are you crazy? that’s like going out there with a loaded gun!
to dunk a girls head under water while you”re doing her doggy style
i met this sk-nk at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin
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