flog the log
rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
there was no chicks at the party so i went home to flog the log.
to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken
i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.
see friggin in the riggin
whatever flogs your log!
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