floggin the dolphin


extreamly agressive manipulation of the p-n-s, (m-st-rb-t–n)
i love floggin the dolphin
a technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue b-lls.
that bangin -ss ho wouldnt come up off that sh-t last night and then b-tch got mad when i was floggin the dolphin.

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