Flogic


sheer, flawed logic. follows no reasonable thought process.

commonly used as an exclamation, “that’s flogic!”
don’t sit on the floor and work, you’ll get short sighted, it looks ugly.

that’s level 3 flogic!
flogic floj-ik
–noun

mashup of the words flawed and logic.

literally translates to “flawed logic.”
friend 1: check out this stupid news headline, “minnesota gay marriage ban ‘will prevent world from ending.'”

friend 2: that sounds absurd.

friend 1: guy in the article says “if everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in ten years.”

friend 2: -sarcastically- well, it’s hard to argue with that flogic. -facepalm-
noun; feminine logic, which is equivalent to flawed logic
“i can’t go to the party tonight, because i’ve got a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon.”

“you’re using so much flogic right now …”
1: a flaw in logical thinking.
guy #1 ‘ dude i think she totally digs me, i mean…sure, she’s like, 5 years younger, but that means we can totally connect on a mental/emotional level that way.
guy#2 ‘ before or after they haul your statutory -ss off to jail? …. nice flogic bro.’

example 2 : spongebob squarepants
a flaw in logic
im still looking for a flogic in this situation

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