Flogsterbaffen
flogsterbaffen – one that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. your mom and cookies at 3:47 p.m. est and 15 minutes ago. whence a upon a time, characters a your mom and b your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. if intact your genitals can be used for s-xual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. when the time is right jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and china being the communist -ssholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a m-ssive army to am-ss and their piece of sh-t nucler weapons. canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumb-ss socialistic r-t-rds whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a c-ke can. you see the fc will explode inside the c-ke can and blow it a either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy b-lls or b making the can do a flip. fish turn on the world.
ben: flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
dover: jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
jacques:(jocks) you call these bagels?
strap: my pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
dead baby: rawr.
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