flollop


an action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet sqornsh-llous zeta.
“the matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner.”
relax, recline, flop; feeling too flollopy to do anything.
“i can’t move, i feel far too flollopy!”
the action of using one’s br–sts to slap an object or person.
flollop (verb) jane began to flollop everyone around her at the party.
a method of locomotion used by seals and similar mammals on land whereby they propell themselves by bouncing along on their bellies.
it is unlikely that a seal found in rural lancashire could have flolloped four miles from the sea.
(flollop, ing)

1. to move from a perpendicular position into a lounging
postion with lack of effort.

2. to move in an un-controlled manner causing skin and/or
baggy clothes to flap as you do so.
“dude, stop flolloping around and help me put these beers in the fridge.”
the art of crawling in a sleeping bag, while racing other sleeping-bagged people.
they´re having flollop races up and down the garden.

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