Flomber
to be in a s-xual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned partic-p-nt.
“dude, i totally saw charlie and fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier”
“brian, do you want to go swimming today?”
“no sorry, i’m going for a flomber”
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