Flomper


a t-rd that comes out so fast that it splashes the toilet water into ur bunghole
i dropped a flomper n it soaked my -n-s.
very large, real br–sts.
1. “hey man, check out those flompers!” 2. “shes got those flompers on deck!” 3. “this chick in my cl-ss has the biggest flompers i’ve ever seen!”
when something out of the ordinary happens to pop out/up. can be used to describe anything that’s floppy. anything that suprises you can be described as a flomper/fwomper.
looking at your moms -ss gave me a flomper.
did you see it when that girls tats popped out? what a flomper.

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