Flong


the greatest drinking game of all time.

you have a table, and 1 person from each pair is standing at a head of the table. so at first glace it looks like ruit, but you are actually standing across from your partner. each person has 4 cups lined in front of them, and each pair has a ping pong ball. the objective is to throw the ball into your partners 4 cups, if you sink one, then your partner drinks it, and plays flip cup with it. once he flips it, he can shoot on your cups. first team to flip all 8 cups, wins. it is a game of speed, which makes it infinitely better than ruit.

what makes it different is also that the winner drinks more than the loser, usually it’s a full beer for each four cups. plus a game with good players takes about 3 minutes, so more people get to play.
“mike and brian were 13-0 at flong, now they are sharing a victory vomit.”

noun: a foot long sandwich

background: it came from my strange mind one day in subway.
dude, i’m really torqued at brian, he grubbed my f’long.
a longer than average dating fling. when your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. you may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly s-xual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.
i like jenny a lot and she’s good in bed, but i just don’t see me being married to her. i think this is just a flong!
slang term for thong, perhaps in reference to a flesh-coloured flong, but can be used to refer to any thong.
the word can then be expanded upon and used as a verb.
“i’ve got my flong on”
“i’m flonging it”
“i’m feeling flongalicious today”
“i’m flon flong flashing”
the s-xual act in which a male flings his dong into a female’s oral, -n-l, or v-g-n-l cavity and is usually performed on a king size bed. a derivative of the latin phrase “sl-tivus c-m flongdivious.”
“did you hear that johnny totally flonged this chick on sat-rday night?”

“dude, if sandy doesn’t let me flong her tonight, i’m dumping her.
a midwestern saying for “working it at the bar or club”.
i’m going to flong some girls this weekend.

you want to go flong tonight?
originates from north london as a
description of a particular amount of time.
ie ‘for a long time’
i’ve been gone flong time

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