flonking


a single s-xual encounter that includes f-cking, lovemaking and bonking.
an example of flonking is one s-xual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. must include mutual enjoyment. can be any combination of positions. must encomp-ss “it’s all about me,” “it’s all about her/him,” and “it’s all about us.”

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