Floobag


a s-x position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his d-ck, with it penetrating her -ss, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her p-ssy with her right hand. she begins sh-tting on the guys d-ck and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. the whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
when the two s-x bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell “hallelujah!” at the tops of their lungs.
guy1: me and katherine did a floobag last night it was f-cking amazing!!, but it took a while…

guy2: nice, i heard katherine is f-cking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

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