Flood job


a ‘flood job’ is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with s-m-n.
upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol’ fashioned flood job .

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