the cutest thing to ever exist
“asriel is a floofy gote”
- maple t*ts
when t*ts hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar. that grandma has some maple t*ts.
- sloth king
the sloth king is the best person in the world…he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day.. they say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. sloth
- sweedish bl*wj*b
a very depraved bl*wj*b performed for drugs. i really wanted some weed, so i offered jack a sweedish bl*wj*b
to conveniently blame a country’s president and his unpopular policies for anything that is not going one’s way, rather than attributing it to one’s poor decision. to trumpgoat seems to be the new pastime for most prime ministers and presidents in many developed countries in rationalizing why their economies are heading south.