F’loon


a person who literaly eats out the v-g-n- to the point where it is completly gone
i would floon her dude.
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a portmanteau of “f-cking” and “loon”. it is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.
chris: did you hear? katie and tim had a s-x change operation where they swapped parts!

ryan: ya, they always try and deny it.

chris: what a couple of floons.
to pat someone with your palm repet-tivly. (bad news guys, nothing s-xual about this word)
stop flooning me on the head!
a mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.
“oh just go eat floon!”
“eeeeew, what are you eating? it looks like floon.”
a word use to describe obsessed hillary clinton supporters who rant and rave that she should be president of the united states regardless of her lack of experience, dependancy on the clinton name, her unethical tatics to win, and self interest motivatopm. hillary floons will viciously bash any opponents that compete against her and win over her. the word floon is a combination of the word loon like “looney tunes” and the vulgar word “f-cking” together it forms the urban word f’loon. often said plural and without the apostrophe “floons”.
you hillary floons are a despicable bunch of idiots that will jump off a cliff if hillary told you to.

only floons believe hillary clinton will win the 2008 primary after obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.

floons believe hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she’s pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.
the definition of f’loon has been officially redefined as of january 24, 2009.

f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all michael jackson haters…

f: f-cking slow as h-ll
l: liars. they compulsively lie about everything.
o: obnoxious.
o: oblivious. they’re completely oblivious to the truth about the king, and choose to stay that way.
n: naive. lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
the f’loons are jealous of the king of pop’s incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were him.
the definition of floon has been officially redefined as of january 24, 2009.

floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all michael jackson haters…

f: f-cking slow as h-ll

l: liars. they compulsively lie about everything.

o: obnoxious.

o: oblivious. they’re completely oblivious to the truth about the king, and choose to stay that way.

n: naive. lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
the floons are jealous of the king of pop’s incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were him.

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