Floop Dance


a dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. when all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).
sorry ladies, but i am going to do the floop dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

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