floor kisser


a guest on the maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.
maury: johnathen, you are not the father.

rhonda: no! -falls to the floor in frusration-

johnathen: -cheers- yeah! i’m not the daddy!

steph at home: rhonda here is a floor kisser.

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