Floor Pretzels


a) the most delicious snack food ever. it’s especially great for parties! it’s very simple to prepare as well. all you need to do is:

1) buy a bag of pretzels.
2) set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and there you have it! delicious floor pretzels!

b) a b-tch to clean up in the morning… you may even need foot brooms
bob: hey these are great! what are they?
jennifer: they’re floor pretzels!
bob: 5-second rule i always say!

(the day after the party)
stuart: ah, d-mnit! looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
jeff: looks like we should break out the foot brooms i guess…

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