Floorblower
a woman who reaches up to your waist in height; makes for easy head
“dude, that chick is so short. she’s like a floorblower”
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where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to -ssess if the drapes match. daniel: was that chick you bonked a real blond? adam: dunno, i went down on her but she […]
- floor chimes
the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver’s seat or p-ssenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb when we go ’round corners in senora’s car the floor chimes play for us.
- Floor Cleaners
the result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children. useful for mult-tasking mothers. ‘wow mich-lle, how do you keep your floors so clean?’ ‘i just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
- Floor Buttering
v. 1. a prank; 2. b-ttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his -ss and make a fool of himself. dude 1: hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today? dude 2: i dunno, he’s being a douche. […]
- floor candy
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