floordog


1. lowest level of management. the guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. best garage band ever!
“get back to work! the floordog is coming this way!”
a small dog which has short legs and long body. a euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. if you don’t look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).
“i almost tripped on your floordog”.

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