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floosh: a female -j-c-l-t–n that goes everywhere all over the place; squirt
d-mn that girl flooshed all over my body, wow!
in the same way that c-nt is an extremely bad word for v-g-n-, floosh is an extremely bad word for -ss hole.
“that girl is such a floosh!”
a f-nny fart – means the same as queef but sounds way better. can also be used as an insult
‘that girl made a rumbling sound’

‘dude she totally just flooshed’

‘alright dan?’

‘go away you f-ckin floosh’
floosh is another word for flash. when someone is splashing the cash around you call them floosh, or when someone is showing off you call them floosh. flash
im so floosh cause i bought 10 bottles of champagne last night.
a game or sport
played with a ping pong sized ball but has the characteristics of a tennin ball (ie its a tennisball but is the size of a ping pong ball)
it is played with 4 tables inbetween 2 players. tables can be of any size according to the players skill and the players distance ranges according to arena but originally is about 5 meters.

the objective is to get to 5.(6 explained later)
if u reach -5…you lose

you gain a point when..
– you throw the flooshball and it bounces off one of the tables and beats the opposite player
-as above when the opposite player drops it

you lose a point when
– you miss a table when throwing the ball

points are stationary when…
-ball hits a table but it caught by opposite player
-ball hits table but goes wide either does not go past last table or out of area you aim to beat the opposition player

when you are on 5…you cant lose a point!
so put everything into your throws because if you miss a table you are still on 5. as soon as you gain a point you win

created by gerard and adam!
hey adam you wana have a game of floosh

verb, adjective, noun, adverb, and interjection all in one. it means something is very puffy, usually hair.
verb- she flooshed my hair!
adj- her hair is so flooshed.
noun- rocking the floosh nancy!
adv- everyone flooshly did their hair
interjection- floosh my b-lls!
the formal union of two men or two women.

on the yahoo! news comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. one of these outraged australian citizens, we’ll call him scotty, had this to say:

“the oxford dictionary defines the word marriage as the formal union of a man and a woman, you stole the word gay from our vocabulary just leave the word marriage alone, you maggots, why can’t you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains.”

the gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with scotty. it would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for ‘marriage’, which is many centuries old. thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their -sses and invented ‘floosh’. floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.

to avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, h-m-s-xuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. ‘the c-xford dictionary’ is expected to be released around september 2069, and will feature a picture of scotty next to the definition of ‘ignorantf-ckingbogan’, meaning ‘anyone who posts stupid comments on yahoo! news’.
yasmin and i are getting flooshed tomorrow, i’m so excited!

walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.

sudha’s parents planned an arranged floosh for her.

the flooshing ceremony was beautiful!

sean, will you floosh me?

devoted christian: jesus christ does not approve of floosh!
devoted f-ggot: screw you.