flootling
wandering about, contemplating the complexities of life whilst wishing for a jelly donut.
i was a normal cabin boy, aimlessly flootling about the ship deck, averting my captains piercing gaze and boisterous commands, when lo! i saw the object of my desire. the jelly donut, sitting in the grubby hands of the ships cook.
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