flop-cutting time
hands on the gastrointestinal ‘clock’ demanding one ‘pump a lump’; emptying of ones’ bowels; ‘take’ a sh-t!; ‘have’ a sh-t
churning in duane’s guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean’s un-hungry toilet!
he went ‘huh?’, when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
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