Flopalitus


when a person of particular interest to yourself, says they are going to do something with you and then repeatedly flops over and over again.
joe: victoria ditched me again man
john: whoa man it seems like shes coming down with a serious case of flopalitus.
joe: oh f–k is it cureable?
john: she may be gone forever.

“flopalitus is spreading like a flamming case of herpes.”

“im going to have to put this girl on a iv drip and operate on her flopial artery because she cannot ditching.”

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