Flopmaster
when a person makes plans and doesn’t show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. this person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.
alex: hey man! i’m coming to visit you in three weeks!
brandon: okay, sweet!
-3 weeks later-
alex: yaaaaa. my mom said i have to work.
brandon: flopmaster.
a male that is the master of making things floppy (loose) during intercourse.
tom: “who dated susan last?”
jim: “larry did why?”
tom: “she was so loose last night. larry must be the flopmaster!”
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