floppy dick porn
p-rnography that never shows an erect p-n-s. this is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
is she having s-x with his thigh? yeah, this is just floppy d-ck p-rn.
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- floppy dolphin
1. n. a floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect p-n-s. the key is a p-n-s that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. the result is a whipping action that can leave a mark. […]
- flotter
an idiot, or stupid helmet mark fox your a flotter
- florida clueless
a boy/girl who is clueless about everything in florida. usually doesn’t talk about florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. not in touch with the florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can’t get it up anymore. doesn’t really like hot weather. wants to leave asap. […]
- mlirt
man-flirting typically done during fraternity rush to get new initiates or to get into the frat. yo, how was hanging with the guys at alpha zeta nu? gay as f-ck. i mlirted with at least 10 guys like a bukkake.
- Mnap
a nice 50 minute nap taken during math cl-ss, cuz math is soooo boring. dude a: man, that was a sweet mnap…math was so boring today and i was tired dude b: sick man