Floppy Dog
one who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during s-xual activity. a floppy dog is usually guilted into performing other s-xual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.
proceding the event, the floppy dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the floppy dog).
being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a floppy dog.
sven likes beer equally as much as s-x with women. unfortunatelly for sven, he turns into a floppy dog after too much beer. although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all……….
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