Floppy Eagle


when a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her -ss, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. because she doesn’t have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it’s wings struggling for balance.
as an act of true patriotism the drunk sk-nk choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.

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